I hate being zheng yi.
Dislike being in my brother s shadow. I don't know, maybe i am rebelling. I know i love my brother, and as the years go by, i keep seeing the similarities between us.

I hate really HATE IT when people mispronounce my name. I don't hate the person, but it simply spoils my day. damn irritating. Here are some examples.

Zhen yi > Those who have never seen my name SPELLED OUT.
Cheng yi > Every Indian calls me by this name. I forgive them, but i will never be zheng yi to them AGAIN!
LUNCHEON MEAT!!! > You know who you are, i still love you, but wa, damn sick. Simply revolting, and the only reason i am going to respond to the way you address me, is because its ULTIMATELY REVOLTING!

I am Joey in school > Poly... 5 days a week, and PURELY JOEY! Go church become zheng yi again.
Like i am suffreing from personaility problems and my identity is screwed!
I feel uber weird when after 3 months no one called me zheng yi. Besides my parents, i like it when they call me that. Point is, i felt YEW!

I am simply reserving zheng yi to parents, someone's mum, actually just elders, becasue when they call me that i like it. Everyone else, i am sorry to say, but you guys have no more right to call me zheng yi. Please try not to. It irks me. And if you do it purposely, you can simply spoil my day. But since i said it, it wont exactly as well.

I like it when my parents calls me zheng yi, because if i am going to be JOEY to them, they will stink my name. So yes. Now you guys know why i feel about how i feel about my name.

Thank you very much